How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have demons in me.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
