If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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