he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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