next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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