but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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