Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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