question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
