so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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