No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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