i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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