I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I forget how to act sober
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