my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I love you.
Bad choice
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