I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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