Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
