just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
