quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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