i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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