We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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