So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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