Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
jump out the window naked night went bad
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