covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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