I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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