YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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