Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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