i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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