Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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