So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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