I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Two words: nipple clamps
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