in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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