My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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