Joe is yelling at the trees again.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
