Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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