FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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