i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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