I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
