So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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