She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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