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say what?
wanna hang out?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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