If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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