i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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