You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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