I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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