just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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