The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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