Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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