When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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