idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I fill condoms, not promises.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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