Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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