Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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