why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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