At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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