At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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