Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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