Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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